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so

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this uh okay headline here oscar meyer

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may offer nasa

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a wienermobile to transport moon

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astronauts

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okay

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that's some good news on that front

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um

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so wait i gotta read oscar meyer may

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offer nasa a wienermobile

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to

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transport

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moon astronauts so the astronauts are

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going to drive around

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in the wienermobile

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on the moon

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around

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in a weiner wienermobile

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i think so i think that's what they're

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saying here

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well yeah so

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i think the implication here is poorly

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written headline

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nasa always uses it's usually it's an

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airstream that to transport astronauts

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so i think the the implication here is

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that you could use the wiener mobile to

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drive them to the launch pad the super

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duper weenie wagon it's the super duper

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weenie wagon yes they'll take guy fiery

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he'll drive them but they'll drive the

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wienermobile with the astronauts on

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board right into the space shuttle or

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the the spacecraft and they'll just

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launch in the wienermobile space yeah

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and then when they get into space you

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have this cool footage of a wienermobile

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landing on the moon i like that

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there they go right there

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uh someday in the hopefully not too

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distant future nasa's next moon bound uh

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next moonbound astronauts will catch a

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ride to the launch pad

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to board their

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orion spaceship atop a massive sls

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rocket oscar mile oscar meyer the food

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company known for hot dogs would like to

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offer a bold and dignified vehicle to

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take them there

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the wiener mobile the super duper weenie

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wagon

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a bunch of freaking nerds

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nerds nasa's actually looking for

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something

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uh a little less dignified yeah i was

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just a straight-up penis mobile they're

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gonna drive around in uh the batmobile

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to get there

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the original 1960s adam west batmobile

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like half of them will will pile them

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there and then the other half will be in

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the back of the future

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like george barris built that out of

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like an old lincoln that he kind of

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i dig one

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so uh the batmobile or the or the wiener

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mobile both

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yeah i don't i i don't have a car right

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now my wife and i share a car so if i

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can get the weenie wagon i would i would

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you had a 1992 plymouth laser

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it's being worked on cratchit it's up on

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cinder blocks okay reliable it's

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reliable like a wienermobile it's got

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so they put out the call last week for

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commercial providers to chime in on

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possible replacements for the

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uh shiny astra van that once moved the

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shuttle astronauts to nine miles they

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had an astro van like a chevy astro van

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if you look if you look at i'll get a

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picture of it but it was i believe it's

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an airstream we could pile them in this

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this is what we need the 1992 plymouth

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to pile all these astronauts in through

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official here's our astro van tell me

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tell me which is less dignified this

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or the wienermobile oh jesus i mean

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like it's like a

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1970s like almost like rv right uh it is

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i i have heard they've had some major

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problems getting that thing started i

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do you have an audio of them going out

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the launch pad here it is

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i think they have problems with this

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the problem is they don't know how to

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to drive this thing they always flood

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they have to run some jumper cables out

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to the rocket to get it to get a start

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hey buzz aldrin aldrin get the jumper

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key let's bring it out here give me a

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just getting back and start pushing pal

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i'm gonna pop the clutch and then it's

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oh my gosh we have to park it on a hill

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and we can spend billions of dollars on

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space vehicles but we can't get a brand

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press there waiting for the asteroids to

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come out and there's two nasa techs

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sweating around the corners we're trying

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we left the lights on every night the

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we can't even get to the launch pad

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calling the weenie mobile so anyway

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we're going to get there thank god for

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oscar oscar meyer cody had that wiener

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does the wienermobile play music as it

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dries because that would be best

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ice cream song i think so i think they

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oh i wish i was an oscar mayor wiener

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that one uh yeah that that's all it

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it cannot be turned off no can't it has

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to go like it's so loud to compete with

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the rocket thrust which is like some of

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uh it goes on to say nasa's gearing up

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is crude artemis missions with the

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intention of returning humans to the

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moon uh proposal uh should be unique

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impress embrace new technology and

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visibly or visit visually

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embody artemis to the public

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that's their the is that the the mission

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to the moon is called artists yeah i

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guess so uh is or that the space vehicle

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space vehicle but maybe artist artemis

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goddess of the hunt which is diana

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somebody that just looks like a woman

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is it like a parade float and they want

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that to to drive around in they're like

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this doesn't make any sense it's not

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wienermobile quite embodies the artemis

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courage in space adventure space

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adventure it embodies a hot dog full of

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beef i say [\h__\h] this is an american

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i say how dare you say this about oscar

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it's hot dogs are american and oscar

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maya you eat a sausages

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yeah is oscar meyer are they german i

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don't know well it doesn't matter

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started by nazi uh scientists from

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germany yeah so maybe that all makes

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so let's let's i mean either way it's a

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founded by german immigrant oscar maya

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from germany okay again working at a

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moon and ate sausages so yeah

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so it would make sense why not let's

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have let's have a uh um

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uh german wiener wagon made by uh uh

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mercedes uh and they can take our uh

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it's the super duper weeny wagon super

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welcome to flavortown by the way uh if

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they're not happy with the wiener reveal

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oscar meyer does also make lunchables

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maybe they make a lunchable themed

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so this isn't the uh the

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the first attempt by oscar meyer to get

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into the space game it jumped on the

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dong rocket meme bandwagon

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wienermobile rocketing

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off this rock so i like that that the

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oscar meyer is getting into the meme

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game and really sticking to jeff bezos

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who's whoever's running their uh

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doing a good job over there they're yeah

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they're better at it than nasa is

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there goes the super duper weenie wagon

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it's fantastic i wonder if nasa's ever

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taken like lunchables into space that

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seems like a nasa food right no

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lunchable i would say so was the last

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time you had a lunchable well when i was

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in space i guess so yeah okay

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i don't know when the last time i've

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seen a lunchable

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or have tasted or touched a lunchable

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recently i don't even think lunchables

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were around when i was in school to eat

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lunchables i remember lunchables in

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junior high and i'm older than you are

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[\h__\h] that i didn't have lunchables oh

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[\h__\h] that look at this [\h__\h]

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just because your family couldn't afford

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a lunchable mike come on

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hey i i i think i

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like i'm not that poor you know i think

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we had like the capability to buy

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lunchables it's crackers it's a it's a

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ritz cracker old cheese

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and uh and and expired meat that they

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couldn't sell otherwise oh that's what

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they they were then i had a lot of those

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uh introduced 1988 uh went nationally in

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1989. so yeah that's all they had then

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were something like you peel back the

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the the foil and it reveals like some

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sort of sandwich or something like that

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no that's called sandwich

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okay well vegetables were the weird

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little crackers with a tiny piece of

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meat and the really weird cheese and

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there was always like a little thing of

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like here's a thimble full of mustard

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yes i i had those all the time for

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breakfast lunch and

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dinner dinner bowls i guess i had them

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all the time yeah you're not

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you're only supposed to have lunchables

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at lunch the fact that you were eating

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lunchables for breakfast bowls and

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dinnerables it's not acceptable they

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were snackables for me

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what do we want lunchables lunchables

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[Laughter]

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when do we want it breakfast and lunch

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for lunch probably dinner from watching

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cartoons after school

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darkwing ducks on you know teenage

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mutant ninja turtles is on where's my

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lunchables yeah what do we want

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sweet potato poon if you got it if you

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happen to have some sweet potato poo and

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laying around we'll take that

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that's a terrible lunch i don't think

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they have that in a lunchable though

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sweet sweet potato and lunchable

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vacation

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it's just mixed up sweet potatoes and

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mashed with uh whipped cream on top like

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there you go that's what it is

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uh so since we're talking about space i

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have this uh sp this space story here

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and this is uh william shatner is going

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to space at age

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90.

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well at this point let shatner do

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whatever he wants yeah i think he's

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leaving there's 90 really i i he the guy

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looks great for 90.

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he looks amazing i mean yeah he's

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probably got some hair work done

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uh some he's he had some surgery done no

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doubt about that but he looks amazing

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amazing for 90. i'm trying to find a

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picture of him recently because i can't

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tell him

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the

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legendary star trek actor is set to

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become the oldest person

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ever to venture into space next month

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according to reports captain kirk

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himself william shatner will be one of

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the passengers aboard the next civilian

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flight of just bezos's [\h__\h] rocket new

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shepard spacecraft craft when it

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launches in october

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i'm never sure if that's actually in the

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story if that's you throwing it in there

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kirk here

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spark here

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uh like previous flights in july

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of which bezos himself was a part the

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launch will see shatner and his fellow

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passengers reach the edge of space on a

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trip that will last only around 15

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minutes is he going up there with like

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mark hamill like from different uh

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movies you know he's i'm going to search

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for the skywalker they're finally going

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to settle the star trek versus star wars

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debate but they're going to do it in

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space that's right go away

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i'd pay to see that uh take up the guy

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who played buck rogers maybe ming the

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mercy gerard yeah get him on there uh

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then the the the guys from the merciless

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was max one sido in the movie

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maybe they know this [\h__\h] but i just

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said we better blow whatever's down

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there before it blows that's mark singer

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mark singer from v yeah

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put them on the the same uh in the same

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capsule as the shatner let him fart it

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up in there i'm sure i'm sure

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i'm sure at age 90

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captain kirk's very gassy

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he probably has like diarrhea 48 times a

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week well if you go into space

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you're against me stay area

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well it's like saying that's gonna gas

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the the the pressure in the rocket

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cabin's gonna change so

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i don't know maybe gassy for everybody i

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don't know they're gonna send up uh

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george decay sulu but he's far too gassy

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he can't go up there he's like i'm not

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allowed he's cool he's just too gassy i

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gass up every cabin i'm in my doctor

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says i can't go above 8 000 feet

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[Music]

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uh if he does go the star trek veteran

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will become the oldest person in history

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to venture into space there are rumors

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that a documentary will be filmed of the

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event however discovery allegedly

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rejected the concept and shatner's team

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is now looking for an alternative

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channel to pick up the project doesn't

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shatner have enough money just to film

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it himself who at discovery would say no

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hey

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uh we're gonna send captain kirk into

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space do you want to film it now we're

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busy that day

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there he goes

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name the name what you are doing that's

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better than that discovery because it's

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it's it's not yeah discovery remember

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they used to be like it's all science

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and facts and now it's just like here's

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random [\h__\h] on tv so

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they don't care what's on discovery

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let's find out

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science science

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uh cesar the current record holder for

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the orders person in space is 82 year

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old aviation pioneer wally funk

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who joined bezos during the blue origin

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giant penis rocket launch previously on

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the previous light in july okay

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wally funk

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that's a crazy name i love that name

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wally funk

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okay

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not like the disney cartoon right

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i don't know i don't think so yeah it is

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uh no not wall e i eat no

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i said

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uh okay well congratulations to shatner

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i heard a real pain in the ass to work

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with but uh god bless him he's one of my

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favorite captains not my favorite

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captain but one of he ranks up there

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he's a go

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on on the star trek sets shatner was

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notorious for kind of taking over and

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like becoming director until he

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eventually started directing the films

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yeah do you think he's going to try to

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do the same thing on this one he's going

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to start backseat driving and eventually

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there's going to give up and have to let

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him be in charge of the mission i think

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they'll let him drive the the super

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dupey duper weenie mobile

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to the launch pad shatner you can drive

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the the weenie mobile that will

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compromise with you

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but he doesn't show because he's out

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back trying to get jump started the

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super duper weenie wagon

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shatner go pull around the weenie wagon

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and pick up sulu and mark hamill they're

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they're going with you

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um that's i think that's all the space

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news i got

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uh i have space studios do you want

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actual space news like no [\h__\h] space

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news

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before we get out of here all right the

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marinade comes through the little piece

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of pineapple on top is key all right you

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can hear that guy's like spit coming out

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of his mouth when he's talking

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all right there you go that's actual

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space dudes actual space news

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